Deadly Pizza Shrapnel

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12
thebluthcompany: I’ve made a huge miscake.

thebluthcompany:

I’ve made a huge miscake.

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Jun 3 '12

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Jun 3 '12

Here's what I heard when Stark met Banner in the movie:

  • Tony: LET'S BE BFF ALWAYS
  • Bruce: But I could kill you all and I wouldn't even be able to control myself-
  • Tony: BFF
  • Bruce: You're not getting the severity of the situation-
  • Tony: BEST
  • Bruce: Mr. Stark you have to-
  • Tony: FRIENDS
  • Bruce: Tony-
  • Tony: FOREVER

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Jun 3 '12

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Glozell on “I Should’ve Kissed You”  by One Direction

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Jun 1 '12

chaystar:

Master Harry is pleased

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Jun 1 '12

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Jun 1 '12
Mercedes, erry day.

Mercedes, erry day.

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Jun 1 '12

One thing you have to admire about Sims

keybladeninja11:

No prejudice at all on their part.

No Sim hates another because of weight. Or height. Or physical appearance. Or clothes. Ever.

No Sim hates a couple if they happen to be of different colours. Nor does anyone hate gay/lesbian relationships. Or straight. 

We may put such things in our stories because in our world, such isn’t true. But the Sims themselves just don’t have that reaction.

But god FUCKING FORBID dat bitch steals a garden gnome, she is on the shit list FOREVER

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Jun 1 '12

iweardiamondsforbreakfast:

i miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation u could dramatically close them like what can i do with my iphone throw it against the wall

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Jun 1 '12

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Jun 1 '12

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Jun 1 '12

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May 31 '12
barackobama: Jacob spoke first. “I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again. Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated. “Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said. As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped. “So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

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